Literary Geniuspants

There was a flea
Swimming
In my tea
It swam round and round
And triangle.

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Upon the spotted cat I sat
Upon it did I sit
To rest my aching legs and feet
And to torture it, a little bit.

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See saw a pony cried
Mrs Marjorie Davis died
Her eyes fell out
Her ears fell in
Her bum grew fat
And her appendix, thin.

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Sweetmeats sweetmeats are good for you
They are ox liver and cow guts too
Mixed up with bits of raccoon poo
And also, shoe polish.

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My runny nose runs very fast
Especially when the weather is colder
As to why this is I do not know
Only that it happens so.